We Was Eaten Back in Time
nilecrocodile:

daddy
why did you eat my fries

nilecrocodile:

daddy

why did you eat my fries

lipan-conjuring:

bestnatesmithever:

Also to have a place for my phone.

word

lipan-conjuring:

bestnatesmithever:

Also to have a place for my phone.

word

daily-tumbles:

FACTS ABOUT GIRAFFES:
They have an 18 inch black tongue.
Giraffes sleep for approximately 20 minutes per day.
They consume about 75 pounds of food and 10 gallons of water every day, spending 16-20 hours of the day feeding.
Giraffes can hiss, moo, whistle, and roar.
Their tail is 8 feet long, the longest of any land mammal.
Giraffes are strong enough to kill a lion.
They can gallop 31-37 miles per hour.
A newborn baby giraffe begins walking within the first hour of it’s  birth. It also drops about 6 feet before hitting the ground when it is  born.
The heart of a giraffe is 2 feet long and weighs 25 pounds. Their blood pressure is twice that of a human.
So basically, giraffes are the fucking most awesome animal known to man. That’s all.
YOU FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT FACT!
Eminem is afraid of them

Following this blog will be the best thing you ever do

daily-tumbles:

FACTS ABOUT GIRAFFES:

  • They have an 18 inch black tongue.
  • Giraffes sleep for approximately 20 minutes per day.
  • They consume about 75 pounds of food and 10 gallons of water every day, spending 16-20 hours of the day feeding.
  • Giraffes can hiss, moo, whistle, and roar.
  • Their tail is 8 feet long, the longest of any land mammal.
  • Giraffes are strong enough to kill a lion.
  • They can gallop 31-37 miles per hour.
  • A newborn baby giraffe begins walking within the first hour of it’s birth. It also drops about 6 feet before hitting the ground when it is born.
  • The heart of a giraffe is 2 feet long and weighs 25 pounds. Their blood pressure is twice that of a human.
  • So basically, giraffes are the fucking most awesome animal known to man. That’s all.

YOU FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT FACT!

  • Eminem is afraid of them


Following this blog will be the best thing you ever do

wellalright:

it takes a lot of balls to follow the name “ice cream shoppe frosted rainbow cookie sandwich” with the words, “8 vitamins and minerals.”

wellalright:

it takes a lot of balls to follow the name “ice cream shoppe frosted rainbow cookie sandwich” with the words, “8 vitamins and minerals.”

fuckyeahidonteven:

the most interesting man in the world

fuckyeahidonteven:

the most interesting man in the world

lipan-conjuring:

oh valodya

lipan-conjuring:

oh valodya

lipan-conjuring:

catbountry:

exxxac:

akreon

Dat Spider…

oh my god transmetropolitan AND the master and margarita in the same goddamned beautiful photoset wow

kordova:

chicksdigthephoenix:

mhmgrams:

A fried dollar 

im done

god bless america

kordova:

chicksdigthephoenix:

mhmgrams:

A fried dollar 

im done

god bless america

lipan-conjuring:

derpycats:

semiuninsane:

Planking cat is planking

My cat does this.

cats are long

lipan-conjuring:

derpycats:

semiuninsane:

Planking cat is planking

My cat does this.

cats are long